Orphan jokes
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
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What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Yo momma!
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.