Orphan jokes
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Orphan or like or-pan?
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
frshfry we need to talk now!
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.