Orphan jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"