Orphan jokes
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Beans and toast.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Cock.