Orphan jokes
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Cock.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What?
Beans and toast.
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.