Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.