Orphan jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Your mum!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Cock.
Beans and toast.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!