Orphan jokes
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Your mom gay.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(