Orphan jokes
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Dick.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Suck my pp!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.