Orphan jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.