Orphan jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.