Orphan jokes
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.