Orphan jokes
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."