Orphan jokes
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)