Orphan jokes
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.