Orphan jokes
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Eshay.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
I want to be loved.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?