Orphan jokes
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.