Orphan jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!