Orphan jokes
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.