Orphan jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
I'm adopted :[
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.