Orphan jokes
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I want to be loved.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
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Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.