Orphan jokes
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Dick.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Alya and freshfry.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Can someone be my daddy?
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.