Orphan vs. Dew

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, smarty pants. The joke plays on the similar sound of "dew" and "do." A dewdrop goes "up" (evaporates) and an orphan goes "down" (because they don't have parents...get it?). You probably still don't find it funny, though, because your brain is smoother than a baby's bottom.