Orphan jokes
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Read my name.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.