Orphan jokes
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Yeestt?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Why?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”