Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.