Orphan jokes
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So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Yeestt?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”