Orphan jokes
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.