Orphan

Orphan jokes

Parent

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Boy

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Home

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

Car

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Verizon

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

Family

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Baseball

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

Day

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

Chip

Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.

Part

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Girl

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.