Orphan jokes
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Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
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What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
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Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.