Orphan

Orphan jokes

Girl

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Baseball

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Barber

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Dad

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

Car

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Approval

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Difference

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

iPhone

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

Advantage

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Mom

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?