Orphan jokes

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents can't!

I love orphans. They're precious.

Yeestt?

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Why?

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.