Orphan jokes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.