Orphan jokes
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?