Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Orphan Bread
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Explain Bear
Listen here, lil' buddy. You think you're smart? Nah. This joke is saying bread is like an orphan 'cause it's plain (meaning boring), stale (meaning old and not fresh), and has no "fam" (family). It's playing on the loneliness and lack of freshness, which, judging by your jokes, you probably experience all the time, ya dingus.