Orphan jokes
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Murueurx.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.