Orphan jokes

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?

Because he didn’t do his homework.

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"