Orphan jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Your mama.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.