Orphan jokes
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.