Orphan jokes
Orphan
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Orphans are banned in Alabama.