Orphan jokes

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When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.

Why can’t orphans have a horse?

Because they run away like their mum did.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.