Orphan jokes
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Myself.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?