Orphan jokes
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
You suck.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?