Orphan jokes
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.