Orphan jokes
Nig
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Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
You suck.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.