New Orphan Jokes - Page 37 - Worst Jokes Ever

Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.