Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Orphan Jokes
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left meðŸ˜
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Moment and I
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
