Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.