Orphan jokes
Dmitriy has no mother.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!