Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Orphan Fame Problem
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, you know orphans, right? They ain't got no parents. And this "Technoblade" dude? He's like, super good at finding them. It's funny 'cause orphans tryna be famous, but Technoblade is gonna make it hard, ya dig? You're probably not famous because you are a silly goose.
APersonPostingUnderAnonymity
This is the only funny Techno joke on here
JimmySandvich
Technoblade will rape the orphans
Anonymous
Technoblade wants to track them down to molest them!!
Technoblade
Technoblade likes kids tho! He only wants to track them down so he can f*ck em