What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
When Peter Pan jumped off the twin towers what happened. He neverland
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
orphan or like or-pan
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
how do you name a chinese kid?
throw a frying pan on their head, ching chong!
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
