Pan jokes
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Orphan or like or-pan?
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."