Adoption Insults

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This joke is about an orphan and a friend. The friend says the orphan is adopted, which is usually a low blow. But, like a true Chad, the orphan claps back by pointing out they were "chosen." Then the friend tries to recover with the "kept" line, but it's too late, you dunce. The orphan already won.