Orphan jokes
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How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Ruhan.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.