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Orphan jokes

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!