I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
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Okay, so listen up, you chucklehead. The punchline here is a play on words. The orphan wants to suck the person's thumb, and the person responds that "that'd be pig" which sounds like "that'd be big" because orphans need big thumbs to suck on. You probably think orphanages are some happy-go-lucky place but most orphans live in closets like Harry Potter and all they want is a big thumb to suck on.