Field Trip jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
My field trip at school earlier:
Little Timmy (angrily): "I WANT MY IPAD!"
Ms. Melina: "We can have it at school if you turn your day around."
Little Timmy: "BUT I WANT IT RIGHT F**KING NOW!"
Ms. Melina: "But we're heading back to school."
Little Timmy: "B**TCH, I HATE SCHOOL! I’M GOING HOME!"
Little Timmy *starts banging the bus window*
Little Timmy: "THAT’S IT, I F**KING HATE SCHOOL! I’M GOING TO CANADA!"
Ms. Melina: "TIMMY, STOP IT! THE SCHOOL IS GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT WINDOW IF YOU BREAK IT!"
Me: "Let’s just tell his family to move to Shadow Bay anyways because Red Oaks would be so f**king good for him."
*Window breaks*
Ms. Melina: "STOP THAT RIGHT F**KING NOW!"
Little Timmy: "BUT JEFFY AND JUNIOR ARE PICKING ME UP AND TAKING ME TO F**KING CANADA RIGHT NOW! LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE!"
Ms. Melina: "THAT’S IT TIMMY, YOU'RE SO F**KING BUSTED! I’M CALLING MS. ALEJANDRA RIGHT NOW!"
The end.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why can't orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: _______
