Field Trip jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
like this if you don't like school.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
