Field Trip jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
