Orphan jokes
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.