Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
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Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the word "home screen." Orphans don't have homes, see? So, an iPhone with a "home screen" is extra appealing to them. You probably still live with your parents, so I guess you wouldn't get it. Pathetic.