Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, because their parents are dead and they live on the street. And in baseball, you gotta know where "home" base is to score. Get it? You probably don't since you thought Nickelback was cool in 2024.