Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Orphan's Bad Beer Experience
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. This joke is about orphans. You know, kids without parents. The joke is that if they drink beer, they'll do crazy stuff like sucking toes and trying to find their parents, which they can't because they're orphans, duh! It's funny because it's messed up, kinda like your brain, which clearly ain't firing on all cylinders.