Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I am an orphan...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.