Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I am an orphan...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂