Orphan jokes
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.