Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Orphan Jokes
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
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