Never Stop Talking

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, genius. An orphan, get it? It doesn't have parents, that's the whole POINT. So, telling them to keep talking until their parents come home is, like, FOREVER. And you thought that was a good idea? You probably think participation trophies are a sign of accomplishment, huh?

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