Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Orphan Jokes
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
