what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
These jokes are all crap.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
The joke about is stupid.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
