Opinion

Opinion Jokes

Day

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

You

"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."

Reason

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Nationalist

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Orphan

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Vote

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

Life

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Husband

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Orphan

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?

No one likes them.

Category

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

Chocolate

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

Orphan

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

Gwen

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.