Opinion jokes

So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

Nickelback.

I wish you guys all died.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.