Opinion jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
This joke here is the worst.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
You guys are crazy!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.