My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Opinion Jokes
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
This joke here is the worst.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
You guys are crazy!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Orphans are cool.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.