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So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt

Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him

He looks around no one is there

jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.