What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.