What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
Every one likes orphans but there parents
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
