what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
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What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid? One of them wonβt clean the oven
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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF!
You're cheap no one even pays attention.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
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One fish two fish three fish Iβm breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister Iβm dating your sister
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Yall knew this one fr
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that thatβs not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didnβt get the memo.
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a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
