One jokes
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."