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Twin

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

T pose

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

Orphan

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Panera

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Lady

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

Kidnapping

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

Orphan

Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

Life

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Gay

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Cut

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Father

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Violist

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.