Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
Q:what did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy. A:hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.