One jokes
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
No one gives a fuck.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.