One

One jokes

Sky

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

Dad

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Memes

Yo mama

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Dick

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Drama

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Mouse

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

Debt

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

Dollar

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

Orphan

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Kid

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Priest

What's the difference between Axne and a priest??

One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.

Ocean

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

Mama

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Rip-off

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.