One jokes

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Kyler, go on this one.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.

One word. Creeper.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.