One jokes

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

No one gives a fuck.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...