(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
One Jokes
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
