No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it suggests that if priests were called "daddy" instead of "father", it would imply something inappropriate or even creepy. It plays on the double meaning of "daddy" which can be used in a sexual or romantic way. See, you're not as dumb as you look!