A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Walking on Water
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is about a kid who thinks he's walking on water like Jesus. The momma is shocked and says that the kiddo ain't the daddy's because she's never ever slept with him. So what you think happened there? You are so dumb that you probably think water is wet.