One jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski