One jokes

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!

Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?

A: IHOP.

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.