You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
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Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is basically saying you're adopted and unloved. "No cap" means "no lie," so they're doubling down on the insult. It's supposed to be funny because... well, it's not. It's just mean, like when you try to parallel park. I bet you can't even name the last 5 presidents.