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My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.