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There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?