One jokes

One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.

What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

What did one lung say to another lung?

"We belung together!"

What is a magic car? One that flies!