One jokes

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?

A: IHOP.

How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.