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What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!