One jokes
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."