One jokes
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈