Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Painted Balls
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This dude dipped his junk in paint, right? Then his buddy was all like, "Wow, those are pretty nuts!" Get it? Nuts, like testicles, but also nuts like crazy! You probably think dipping your stuff in paint is a good idea, don't you?