Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" is about how orphans don't get Christmas presents because they don't have parents. Get it? It's sad. Also, you're probably not as smart as you think you are, since you need a bear to explain jokes to you.