One jokes

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

2021-2022

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

"Ketchup!"

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.