One jokes
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
No one is smart. I am smart.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)