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Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.