Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
One Jokes
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
There is no god. None, not one.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
