One jokes
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.