One jokes
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.