One jokes
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!